Post by mrray13 on Mar 29, 2002 0:47:54 GMT -5
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died
> >and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
> >you've been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the
> >world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in
> >Heaven."
> >
> >Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
> >out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
> >introduced him to God.
> >
> >Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
> >
> >God said, "Ah, yes."
> >
> >Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
> >design flaws in your invention: Number one, there's too much
> >inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. Number two, it chatters
> >constantly at high speeds. Number three, most of the rear ends are
> >too soft and wobble too much. Number four, the intake is placed way
> >too close to the exhaust. And finally, the maintenance costs are
> >outrageous."
> >
> >"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
> >God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words, and
> >waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
> >God read it.
> >
> >"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
> >Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
> >invention than yours."
> >
> >and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
> >you've been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the
> >world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in
> >Heaven."
> >
> >Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
> >out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
> >introduced him to God.
> >
> >Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
> >
> >God said, "Ah, yes."
> >
> >Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
> >design flaws in your invention: Number one, there's too much
> >inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. Number two, it chatters
> >constantly at high speeds. Number three, most of the rear ends are
> >too soft and wobble too much. Number four, the intake is placed way
> >too close to the exhaust. And finally, the maintenance costs are
> >outrageous."
> >
> >"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
> >God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words, and
> >waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
> >God read it.
> >
> >"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
> >Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
> >invention than yours."
> >
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